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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 07:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unclear if rock bottom, but Braves hit it anyway in 11-10 stunner loss - Battery Power

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

‘Uber for Getting Off Antidepressants’ Launches in the US - WIRED

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Destiny 2: The Edge Of Fate Draws On Metroidvanias To Bring You Back In - GameSpot

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Non distinctio minus inventore tempora repudiandae mollitia.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Google's Demis Hassabis says AI will create new 'very valuable jobs.' Here's what he'd study as a student right now. - Business Insider

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Eum sit ipsam ut animi distinctio rerum omnis praesentium.

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Blake Lively Just Smoked Justin Baldoni in Court. The Question Is Whether It Will Matter. - Slate Magazine

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

EleutherAI releases massive AI training dataset of licensed and open domain text - TechCrunch

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Murder, Sexual Assault, And Massive Fraud: 15 Celebrities Who Are In Jail For A Long Time - BuzzFeed

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Cognitive changes before DBS not a dementia risk factor in Parkinson’s - Parkinson's News Today

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Who are the actual "science deniers": people who wait until vaccines are proven effective, or people who believe that there are more than two genders?